Q: So I've been playing chords for a month. Now what?
A: What chords?
Q: The open chords... You know, the ones you showed me last month.
A: Oh, those chords. Great! And? What else?
Q: What do you mean... what else?
A: Err... Are you telling me that's all you did for an entire month?!
A: I'm impressed! You're a persistent son of a... err... he, he... never mind.
A: Err... Well, OK then.